It's hard to imagine a fruit more evil than a watermelon. This awkward to carry villain has ruined many a picnic with its sinister ant-attracting sweetness. Anyone who has ever sunk their face too deep into a slice of watermelon quickly learns that the rind packs the bitterness of 2,000 lemons. ...and let's not forget about the seeds, hundreds of them, just waiting to lodge in your esophagus or even worse, to turn seemingly well-mannered people into foul seed-spitting slobs.
Here at Darkside Labs we attempted to mask this pure evil by using pretty purple & turquoise swirls in each bar, but one whiff of the fragrance will bring you back to visions of pinchy ants, rind pucker & slobbery seeds.