Darkside Soap presents - Fudge

Is there any word in the English language that is more important than the word fudge?

NOUN - a type of confectionery which is usually very sweet, extremely rich and sometimes flavored with cocoa.

VERB – to tamper with something with the purpose of deception.

INTERJECTION – used as a replacement for that other F-word.

SLANG – poop.

…and now…

SOAP – Fudge, the latest offering from Darkside Soap is a rich chocolate-scented soap that is going to make your stomach growl. There’s nothing deceptive about this one, unless you think making a soap that smells like your favorite candy bar is deceptive, but just don’t take a bite or you’ll end up saying Fudge! …or even F@#%!