Darkside Soap presents - Count of Monte Crisco soap

This soap has an interesting story; it was falsely accused of treason and imprisoned in a dungeon for fourteen years. Then another bar of soap advised that there was treasure buried on a Mediterranean island called Monte Crisco. This soap escaped, acquired the treasure, gave itself the name Count of Monte Crisco, and ruthlessly destroyed its enemies.
..oh, and the soap is made using Crisco & Coconut oil, and it smells like Coconut.